OH GOD, MY EYES!!!Damn, you Carrot Top, damn you to hell.............
The thing of it is, no matter how massively huge his pecs, gluts, lats or whatever become... It will never be all that impressive or intimidating when the capstone of his appearance is a perm and some freakishly plucked/drawn on eyebrows.You don't even see old ladies with drawn on eyebrows like that any longer.
1-800-COLLECT is very popular with prisoners.Here is a man who clearly respects his target demographic.
silly zen wizard. it was 1-800 call-att. get your crappy comic endorsement connections right!
I met Carrot Top once at a health food store when I lived in Atlanta many years ago....The only thing I could remember was the terrible body odor and stentch he was reaking that almost made me puke.... (atrocious) It couldnt have been the perm solution however it looked like he was just plucked and his eyebrows looked real freaky.....They say true Red Heads have a terrible distinct body odor that just reaks! What an awful experience....
He looks like an Old Lesbian Who Somehow Clawed Her Way Out of the Burning Convent. He has never been less appealing.
What on earth causes a desperate comedian to decide his next big career move involves eyeliner and steroids?
"What on earth causes a desperate comedian to decide his next big career move involves eyeliner and steroids?"I am no insider, but I believe he has a contract gig with a Vegas Casino/resort... Not glamorous, but stable and the pay is often decent. (Suzanne Sommers - consumate business woman - had a multi-year run doing LV, Cher signed an 80M contract to do a multi-year run as well...)I don't think he is struggling so much as just plain weird.
Where are you pulling all of these disturbing older men from!
His hair always reminds me of Sideshow Bob (from The Simpsons). Sideshow Bob, however, is actually funny, and what's more, he can sing.
What th... I thought that was Ronald McDonald!
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