Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Boninho. Brazilian television director (Big Brother), and fast-pitch softball champion who struck out Barry Bonds, Albert Pujols and A-Rod in an exhibition game.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

David Copley. Newspaper owner (as of this writing) who some suggest has let himself go.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Reno Collier. Comic. Former West Virginia P.E. teacher whose act includes the observation that it's hard to be a man in this country.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Sen. Mitch McConnell. Kentucky's slightly less goofy Republican senator whose credentials on financial crisis include modeling his appearance on actress who played asst. to bank president on "Beverly Hillbillies."

Monday, March 09, 2009

James Spader. Scenery-chewing (and more recently swallowing) actor. Fuck what the California Supreme Court says: It's a goddamn marriage!