Everything related to hair has gone wrong with this man.
Crappy 4 dollar bowl cut? check! Failed attempt to butch it up with some scruff? check! Failure to reduce roundness of head with a beard? check! I can't decide if he looks more like a bug, or a balloon on a stick.
You've seen lesbians with (non-figurative) beards that thick? Yikes.
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean Mr. Burns is not a woman? Well, there goes that 20-year misapprehension...
ReplyDeleteThat's not a beard... it's chaffing from going down on Martina Navratilova.
ReplyDeleteDamn, and I thought I was the only one who thought Ken Burns was a woman.
ReplyDeleteEverything related to hair has gone wrong with this man.
ReplyDeleteCrappy 4 dollar bowl cut? check!
Failed attempt to butch it up with some scruff? check!
Failure to reduce roundness of head with a beard? check!
I can't decide if he looks more like a bug, or a balloon on a stick.
I knew a girl that was hairier than him.
ReplyDeleteNot quite fair.
ReplyDeleteKen Burns is a transsexual.