men who look like old lesbians

Fess Parker. Actor famous for playing Davy Crockett and originating the role of Max in the Broadway production of Bent.

Þórhallur Heimisson. Icelandic protestant priest with hard-to-spell check name.

Jose Bonifacio Brasil de Oliveira. TV personality who works on Brazilian version of "Big Brother" which, oddly enough, is also hos...

Jeff Beck and Eric Clapton. Musicians, guitar gods ( goddesses ?) on the cover of magazine for seniors.

Lim Kok Wing. Even after google-ing him, I have no idea who he is. None. (Although I do know he was recently divorced, so ladies...)

Bernie Ecclestone . Italian. Or British guy with an Italian name. Either way Ecclestone looks like one of the attendants at my cousin's...

Nicklas Tornlund. Swedish poet (Not another one! Yes, another one.) "Oh see that girl, watch that scene/Dig in the dancing queen."