John Lithgow . Dandy-ish actor (or maybe it's foppish). Star of theater, film and television. One half of same sex Episcopal deacon team trying out for upcoming "Amazing Race."

Paul Johnson. Football coach, Georgia Tech. Overheard saying to partner: I don't care how these shorts make my knees look, they're comfortable!

Pieter L. deHaseth. Received Ph.D. in experimental pathology from Harvard (me too!); marriage was reported in The New York Times Style Section (8/24), today's most reliable chronicler of the self-obsessed.

tomboy/jake gyllenhaal edition

Jonny Lang (no relation to lang lang). Musician. Singer. Diesel mechanic.

tomboy lesbian edition

Lang Lang. Musician. Piano player. Member of wait staff at vegan restaurant in North Adams, Mass.

Richard Price. Novelist, screenwriter and television writer/producer of the greatest show no one could follow and no one watched. "Honey, you look beautiful in that pants suit."

yes, him again. but really, he brings it upon himself. and this is a new shot. and i get so many. and it's the olympics...

Bruce Jenner. The Michael Phelps of men who look like old lesbians.