Bud Adams. Finger-flippin' owner of the Tennessee Titans whose team, for the most part, has been playing like a bunch of old lesbians.

Couples

Joe Perry and Steven Tyler. Like "The Office," an American knock off that falls way short of the original British version.

Ferreira Gullar. Brazilian intellect who has written plays, poems, essays and, to date, every episode of "Accidentally on Purpose."