Dana Carvey. Comic. Actor. Drummer. Gifted impersonator, particularly of the less impulsive and reckless President Bush. Retired to Bay Area to open a canine companion shop catering exclusively to female dogs.
OMFG, Zen Wizard, I have lost my shit. I seriously laughed for a half hour over this post and more importantly, your comment. I live in Mr. Carvey's neck of the woods, and see him sometimes, next time though, I'm going to have trouble keeping it together!
You should start a web site just for chicks who've done it with this "guy" and later laughed like crazy when they told their g.f.'s about it. Probably most of the stories end with, "Well, at least he was done quickly...I finished myself off at home to a picture of Ellen Degeneres."
What's the canine shop called?
ReplyDelete"Your Friend's a Bitch" or something?
OMFG, Zen Wizard, I have lost my shit. I seriously laughed for a half hour over this post and more importantly, your comment. I live in Mr. Carvey's neck of the woods, and see him sometimes, next time though, I'm going to have trouble keeping it together!
ReplyDeleteParty on, errrm, old lesbian dude.
ReplyDelete(cue Aerosmith tune 'Dude Looks Like A Lady')
You should start a web site just for chicks who've done it with this "guy" and later laughed like crazy when they told their g.f.'s about it. Probably most of the stories end with, "Well, at least he was done quickly...I finished myself off at home to a picture of Ellen Degeneres."
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