Robin Williams.** Comic. Actor. Recently available funny person who tries not to draw attention to self.

Duran and Duran. Singers. Often sited for breaking up royal marriage.

Jamie Campbell Bower.** Englishman.

David Cassidy. Musician. Former teen idol who hasn't debased self on reality show. "Dahling, in the `70s, I was bigger than Fran Lebowitz. I shit you not."

Jim Peterik. Musician. Grammy award winning songwriter. Sang, wrote or co-wrote such hits as "Vehicle" (Ides of March), "Eye of the Tiger" (Survivor) and stuff for .38 Special. Considers personal life just that. Shares colorist Kim Vo with Ms. Spears

Sir Tom Stoppard. Playwright. Academy Award winning screenwriter. Critic. When knighted was cited by Queen for contributions to Elton John's "Honky Cat."

Mark-Paul Gosselaar. Child actor. Grown up actor. Producing and directing all-women version of "The Longest Yard" at the Sierra Madre Playhouse, Sierra Madre, CA. (Tickets available)

Gino Vannelli. Singer. Musician. Canadian sex symbol (Toronto Star). Since 1985, lives outside Lake Arrowhead, CA, with life partner, only leaving the area to go to REI and judge karaoke competitions.

Dana Carvey. Comic. Actor. Drummer. Gifted impersonator, particularly of the less impulsive and reckless President Bush. Retired to Bay Area to open a canine companion shop catering exclusively to female dogs.

ChrisWalla** Musician. Songwriter. Producer. Former DJ. OMG! I got tickets to Ellen!

Robyn Hitchcock. Musician. Artist. Egyptologist. Runs a non profit promoting and suporting young women who want to work in Silicon Valley IT fields.

Rick Astley.** Singer. Former Vh-1 favorite. Thinks sexual orienation would shock parents. But they know.

John Fogerty. Musician. Songwriter. Parent of fortunate sons and daughters. Thinks war is bad. Member of 1950s rockabilly legends the Bakersfield Girls.

Alan Colmes. Comic turned political commentator. Former nun.

Tommy Tune. Dancer. Choreographer. Director. Tallest person ever to win nine Tonys. Like Don King, reportedly killed a man during a fist fight in Cleveland.

Keith Richards. Musician. Songwriter. Guitarist. One half of the Glimmer Twins. Ambulatory cadaver. Member of the way cooler of those two bands from the `60s.

Jim Carroll. Poet. Musician. Writer. Believe it or not, one of the ones who lived. In fifty plus years, claims to have knitted more than 6,500 hats and scarves for nieces, nephews and coworkers.

Tuck Andress (of Tuck and Patti). Musician. One day, Tuck will look in the mirror and think, "man. What am I thinking."

Siegfried. Along with Roy, professional magician, less successful animal trainer. The target of Jay Leno jokes dating back to 1977 (Mr. Leno thinks they are gay.). Somehow, the jokes always remain fresh.

John Oates. Musician. Half of 1970s/80s muscial duo Seals and Crofts. Fork lift operator in Campbell Soup factory in Camden, New Jersey.