Thursday, December 27, 2007


Masi Oka.* Actor. Time magazine whiz kid. Reported I.Q. of 180 (same as cast of "Carpoolers.") Authored paper stating sex with a man is by definition a hate crime.

16 comments:

  1. Wow! How did he get missed for so long. He's the ultimate lezasian.

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  2. He looks like this bitchy Korean lesbian I go to school with. I have lesbian friends but this chick is a dick.

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  3. Awww, he's too adorable to be a lesbian. I wanna pinch his cheeks and watch him eat cookies. In a non-sexual way.

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  4. He said WHO having sex with a man was a hate crime? Anyone? A man?

    Goes to show being really smart doesn't keep you from being a douche.

    I think having sex with him (sorry, her) would be a crime.

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  5. Do you have a cite for that paper? I can't find it on Google and I'm curious.

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  6. Hahah! Like the asian male version of K.D. Lang.

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  7. doesn't look like a lesbian to me, just your stereotypical Asian guy. Also KD Lang looks like a much hotter dude than Masi!!!

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  8. I'd like to see that cite too. Saying he wrote it without proving it is libel.

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  9. i thought the thing about him writing a paper was a joke

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  10. uhm, looked like a joke to me too.

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  11. Speaking of "lezasians", check out this a royally handsome lesbian couple, Prince[ss] Naruhito and Princess Masako of Japan.

    See: news.3yen.com/2008-01-27/a-royally-handsome-lesbian-couple/

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  12. Most asian men with round faces look femine by western standards. To me, he looks like a pre-pubescent boy, but then again so do a lot of lesbians.

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  13. Wow uh somebody needs to explain about satire to these confused anonymous contributors. I think they're serious.

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  15. Check out the listings below his.

    For almost all of them, the last thing listed is something obviously fake (and stereotypically lesbian-ish.)

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