it's not a fair comparison. the entrants are clearly from three distinct sub-categories of looking like old lesbians. that said, i have to go with merv on this. phil just looks like an old lady, wes looks like a youngish (though out of style) lesbian, but merv has that whole 'i always wondered why grandma never remarried' vibe.
Merv does capture the category and that picture is a perfect example but out of deference to his recent demise, I must vote for Phil who is such a total mess in every possible way.
Phil even has a wardrobe that fits the aging lipstick lesbian persona.
Aaah! I was secretly hoping that I wouldn't see Wes on this blog, as he is a favorite of mine. But in the back of my mind I knew it was inevitable...either way, def old lesbian. Though of these three Phil wins hands down. Maybe his real name is Phillis.
You just can't do any better than Phil Specter.
ReplyDeleteMerv actually *was* an old lesbian, Phil is just too obvious, so I have to go with Wes. :)
ReplyDeleteit's not a fair comparison. the entrants are clearly from three distinct sub-categories of looking like old lesbians. that said, i have to go with merv on this. phil just looks like an old lady, wes looks like a youngish (though out of style) lesbian, but merv has that whole 'i always wondered why grandma never remarried' vibe.
ReplyDeleteNo Bruce Jenner?
ReplyDeleteMerv does capture the category and that picture is a perfect example but out of deference to his recent demise, I must vote for Phil who is such a total mess in every possible way.
ReplyDeletePhil even has a wardrobe that fits the aging lipstick lesbian persona.
Wes anderson is a duplicate. FYI
ReplyDeleteWhere can I get me one of them garbage bag shirts?
ReplyDeleteThis is some funny sh*t.
ReplyDeletePhil Specter reminds me of my Aunt Betty.. CREEPY... " Come over here and give Aunt Betty some sugar.."
ReplyDeleteShe beat my Uncle's ass more than once.. wore his ass out with a broom handle... Yep.. Phil is Aunt Betty...
Aaah! I was secretly hoping that I wouldn't see Wes on this blog, as he is a favorite of mine. But in the back of my mind I knew it was inevitable...either way, def old lesbian. Though of these three Phil wins hands down. Maybe his real name is Phillis.
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