Michael Wagener. German-born producer and engineer. Worked with Skid Row, Motely Crue and similar acts. Older brother of suspect Mets closer Billy Wagener. Grandson of Hans Wagener, inventor of the umlaut.

Rod Stewart. Singer. Much requested addition to blog. Rock star turned lounge act. Future spouse yet to be conceived.

Masi Oka.* Actor. Time magazine whiz kid. Reported I.Q. of 180 (same as cast of "Carpoolers.") Authored paper stating sex with a man is by definition a hate crime.

Michael Cimino. Director. Writer. Currently in pre-production of a feminist version of "The Vagina Monologues."

Mathew (or Gunnar) Nelson. Musician. Singer. `90s pop idol. One half of the group Nelson. Son of teen idol Ricky, later Rick, Nelson. Grandson of Ozzie and Harriet Nelson. Toured with Scissor Sisters

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Tom Cochrane. Canadian singer/songwriter whose hit "Life is a Highway" was remade by Rascal Flatts for animated movie "Cars." Seen here striking strike-breaking Ellen's "let's dance" pose.