Bud Adams. Finger-flippin' owner of the Tennessee Titans whose team, for the most part, has been playing like a bunch of old lesbians.

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Joe Perry and Steven Tyler. Like "The Office," an American knock off that falls way short of the original British version.

Ferreira Gullar. Brazilian intellect who has written plays, poems, essays and, to date, every episode of "Accidentally on Purpose."

Claude Le Roy. Soccer coach (Oman national team) turned aging soccer mom who frequently points out that, unlike partner, has never missed a game.

Robben Ford. Blues and jazz fusion guitarist (which I think means the songs are long). Claims to have given up sex in the late `70s for spiritual reasons and lack of a partner.

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Kalan Porter. Canadian. Singer. "Okay, um. So I'm gonna move to LA, get a job PA-ing on `Ellen,' hand her my tape and see what happens from there."

Mick Ralphs. Musician. Guitarist. One of the boys until, of course, Ralphs started looking like an old lesbian.