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Shepard Smith. On air personality with odd gift of making Graham Norton look butch. Bowdoin College, `89. Go Polar Bears!

Jason Hervey. Actor. Co-star of "The Wonder Years." Recently moved to Ojai, California, where is on-air personality for call-in show focusing on the concerns of the rural LGBT community.

Andrew Lloyd Webber. British born composer of, among other works, "Jesus Christ Superstar," "Cats" (based, ironically, on a book by T.S. Eliot about dogs) and the theme to "The Jeffersons."

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Scott Storch. Canadian. Horizontally challenged hip-hop producer who tries not to draw attention to self by wearing huge sunglasses and tons of jewelry.

Bob Dylan. Singer. Songwriter. Crazy person.

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Kimi-Matias Räikkönen. Auto racer whose name is not in spell check. Currently races Formula One but is expected to move up to Formula Two. Although races around the world, loves to party at native Cleveland's lesbian favorite, The Nickle