Fess Parker. Actor famous for playing Davy Crockett and originating the role of Max in the Broadway production of Bent.

Þórhallur Heimisson. Icelandic protestant priest with hard-to-spell check name.

Jose Bonifacio Brasil de Oliveira. TV personality who works on Brazilian version of "Big Brother" which, oddly enough, is also hosted by Julie Chen.

Couple!

Jeff Beck and Eric Clapton. Musicians, guitar gods (goddesses?) on the cover of magazine for seniors.

Lim Kok Wing. Even after google-ing him, I have no idea who he is. None. (Although I do know he was recently divorced, so ladies...)

Bernie Ecclestone. Italian. Or British guy with an Italian name. Either way Ecclestone looks like one of the attendants at my cousin's wedding to her long time partner.

Nicklas Tornlund. Swedish poet (Not another one! Yes, another one.) "Oh see that girl, watch that scene/Dig in the dancing queen."

Frankie Negron (aka the Hispanic Rachel Maddow). Salsa singer.

As'ad Abu Kahil. Professor, writer, blogger and self-proclaimed former Marxist-Leninist. (photo/information courtesy of eHarmony)

Bud Adams. Finger-flippin' owner of the Tennessee Titans whose team, for the most part, has been playing like a bunch of old lesbians.

Couples

Joe Perry and Steven Tyler. Like "The Office," an American knock off that falls way short of the original British version.

Ferreira Gullar. Brazilian intellect who has written plays, poems, essays and, to date, every episode of "Accidentally on Purpose."

Claude Le Roy. Soccer coach (Oman national team) turned aging soccer mom who frequently points out that, unlike partner, has never missed a game.

Robben Ford. Blues and jazz fusion guitarist (which I think means the songs are long). Claims to have given up sex in the late `70s for spiritual reasons and lack of a partner.

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Kalan Porter. Canadian. Singer. "Okay, um. So I'm gonna move to LA, get a job PA-ing on `Ellen,' hand her my tape and see what happens from there."

Mick Ralphs. Musician. Guitarist. One of the boys until, of course, Ralphs started looking like an old lesbian.

Ermete Realacci. Italian politician. Dead ringer for my babysitter in Uniondale, New York, Lucretia.

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Chad Rogers. Real estate salesperson. Star of Bravo reality show. "I'm glad you like the show, but I'm pretty sure you mean Rachel Maddow."

Encore!*

Michael Moore. Documentary film maker who strikes fear in the hearts of capitalist pigs (and, I'm guessing, all other pigs).

Biz Stone. Entrepreneur. Helped Americans realize their every thought was worth putting into something approaching words. Trainer, women’s lacrosse team at Unive