John Houdi. Swedish magician and comic. Scandinavia's second most successful entertainer behind Dane Cook.

Encore!

Kim Jong-il. Smallish pant-suit wearing dictator whose country had nasty things to say about our average-sized, pant-suit wearing Secretary of State.

Stieg Larsson. Left-leaning (figuratively and literally in this picture) Swedish author who as a child appeared on "The Sony and Cher Comedy Hour."

Ron "Tater Salad" White. Comic, member of the Blue Collar Comedy group who doesn't have a moustache or sit com on TNT (or is it TBS?). BTW, women, you are different!

Eric Tillman. General managers of the Canadian Football League's (and unfortunately named in this case) Saskatchewan Roughriders, who is on administrative leave after being charged with the very unfunny crime of sexual assault. Still, looks like an old lesbian.

Aaron Sorkin. Playwright, screenwriter, television writer/producer. "Oh, honey, I hope you can handle this truth: Those highlights have to go--and BTW, look into some new frames!"

man who looks like youngish lesbian

Marty Wolff (w/wife Amy). Former tubster and reality TV star who met wife on "The Biggest Loser" (there's a story for the grand kids). Personal trainer who claims to have once wrestled a bear claw.

Former Minnesota Senator Norm Coleman. Monty Python's Black Knight of politics (I haven't lost yet!) who finally conceded to fellow man who looks like old lesbian, Al Franken.