Dean Grose. Former mayor of Los Alamitos, CA, who resigned after sending e-mail containing picture of White House with watermelons on front lawn. Says it was a mistake, but some Mexicans put him up to it.

B.J. Thomas. Singer best known for proclaiming indifference to bad weather. (Note: BJ. Dude. WTF?)

Steven Page. Musician. Former Barenaked Lady. Runs Ontario day care center for transgendered toddlers.

man who looks like young lesbian who wrote letter to ellen degeneres about how her coming out made it easier for her to come out

Mark Zuckerberg. Entrepreneur. Founded Facebook during painful sophomore year at Miss Porter's. List more than 7400 friends, but has yet to spend the night with any of them.

Eric Carmen. Bombastic (in a good way) singer songwriter, first with Raspberries than as solo artist who has had troubles with the both alcohol and highlighters.

Milton Nascimento. Brazilian singer, songwriter and guitarist. Discovered while playing on the streets and in coffee houses in Cambridge, Mass.

Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians on "Talkshow with Spike Feresten," tonight, Saturday, 2/7/09, on Fox!

11:00, 10:00 central! See Penn, Dana Carvey, Spike and others sing a song about looking like an old lesbian! Tell your friends! Tivo it. Tell your friends to tivo it!
Thank you.
Keith
P.S. It's a very funny show, and I'm not saying that because I work there because I don't.

Leigh Foxx. Musician. Bass player (Blondie). Chief mechanic, Adak Airport, Aleutian Islands, Alaska.