Jack Nitzsche. Musician. Composer. Arranger. Academy Award winner and slightly less crazy, less murderous version of his sometimes collaborator and fellow Man Who Looks Like an Old Lesbian, Phil Spector.

Matt Damon. Actor. Guess who made the women's rowing team at BU? Come on, guess!!!(Go Terriers!)

Owen Wilson. Sad actor.

Encore!

Gunnar Nelson. Musician. Executive at Logo behind the hit, "Lesbian Wedding Day," which follows couples as they prepare for their big day, from selecting pants suits at Talbots to registering at a pro shop.

Benny Mardones. Singer/songwriter who had hit with "Into the Night," a celebration of seemingly creepy attraction ("She's just sixteen years old leave her alone, they say."). "Okay, dahling, you took my picture and had some fun. Move along now."

Same person as the one below. I couldn't decide which photo to post so in a panic, I put up both.

Billy Joe Royal. Pop/country singer who had big hit in 1965 with "Down in the Boondocks." Once shot TV when Anne Murray performed on "Hee Haw," saying "that should have been me!"

Steven Pinker. Psychology professor and author of dozens of books on how the mind works and how much is too much conditioner.

Bob Kerrey. Former governor and senator. Navy SEAL (briefly married to Heidi Klum). President and professor at The New School, where Kerrey teaches a course entitled: "Lesbian contributions to the Industrial Revolution."

Brett Dennen. Musician who also bears unfortunate youthful resemblance to steroid using former fake bass player in TV band. Came out last year to family who, in anticipation, had spent months practicing acting surprised.