Saturday, October 25, 2008

Bob Dylan. Singer. Songwriter. Crazy person.

Chief Joseph. Chief.

Kimi-Matias Räikkönen. Auto racer whose name is not in spell check. Currently races Formula One but is expected to move up to Formula Two. Although races around the world, loves to party at native Cleveland's lesbian favorite, The Nickle

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Sumner Redstone. Former movie theater owner (back when they had piano players) with unlikely Gatsby-esque name. Maiden great aunt who's always two brandies away from blurting out, "I fucked Eleanor Roosevelt."

Friday, October 10, 2008

tomboyish lesbians

Benjamin MacKenzie. Actor. Equipment manager for Phoenix Hellraisers.

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Kim Vo. Hairdresser. No. Seriously.

Men who look like youngish lesbians.

Jack Osbourne. Offspring of drug-addled rock and television footnotes, Ozzy and Sharon.

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Encore edition

Paul McCartney (pictured here in Tel Aviv). Oy.