Bob Dylan. Singer. Songwriter. Crazy person.

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Kimi-Matias Räikkönen. Auto racer whose name is not in spell check. Currently races Formula One but is expected to move up to Formula Two. Although races around the world, loves to party at native Cleveland's lesbian favorite, The Nickle

Sumner Redstone. Former movie theater owner (back when they had piano players) with unlikely Gatsby-esque name. Maiden great aunt who's always two brandies away from blurting out, "I fucked Eleanor Roosevelt."

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Benjamin MacKenzie. Actor. Equipment manager for Phoenix Hellraisers.

Kim Vo. Hairdresser. No. Seriously.

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Jack Osbourne. Offspring of drug-addled rock and television footnotes, Ozzy and Sharon.

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Paul McCartney (pictured here in Tel Aviv). Oy.