Martin Short.* Comic actor. Writer. General counsel for Montreal LGBT organization.

Encore/Emmy edition

Steven Cojocaru. Fashion designer. Seriously. Bears strong resemblence to offspring of sixties duo..

men who look like 30-ish lesbians

Roy Sekoff. Karen Carpenter-resembling editor (Huffington Post), writer and TV personality who is not afraid to espouse liberal views while living in L.A.

Sir Simon Rattle. Liverpudlian. Musician. Conductor. Original drummer for the Quarrymen.

Dean Graziosi. Infomerical pitchman. If you want to know more, call within the next five minutes! Have your credit card handy! (If anyone has a bigger picture, please send. I put this up because so many have sent it in--and the people are always right.)

John Norris. MTV doofus.

Dave Itzkoff. Writer. Reporter for The New York Times. Works weekends as asst. manager at REI in Marlton, NJ

Robert James Waller. Writer. Folk singer. Author of "Bridges of Madison County," which sold more copies than McDonald's sold hamburgers (according to Wikipedia); was made into a movie in which an 84 year old Clint Eastwood took off his shirt.

Jay Mariotti. Recently retired beloved Chicago newspaper person who specialized in sports.

Matthew Mitcham. Australian diver. Gold medalist in 2008 Olympics. Park ranger/part owner of lesbian-themed travel agency in Sydney.

John Lithgow . Dandy-ish actor (or maybe it's foppish). Star of theater, film and television. One half of same sex Episcopal deacon team trying out for upcoming "Amazing Race."