Noel Fielding. English comic and actor. Seen here leaving rehersal of one-women show: "Erotica: A Midwife's Tale."

Daniel Day-Lewis. Actor. Academy Award winner. Crazy Irish guy.

Doug McIntyre. Sitcom/TV writer turned conservative radio talk show host. Or maybe it's the othe way around. Claims to have started every show with goofy dancing long before Ellen.

Al Jarreau. Singer. Winner of gazzillion* Grammys. Someone help me out here: what exactly does he sing? Is it okay to like it? If I do like it, do I have to like it in an ironic, Diablo Cody way, or can I just like it?

Rick Springfield. Musician. Jessie's girl.

John Mayer. Chameleon-like musician. First celebrity to suffer from the "Jessica Jinx." Welding artist.

Adam Curry. Former MTV VJ and current Ron Paul supporter who lives in the Netherlands (or some place like that).Successfully sued Dutch Women's Volleyball Assn. for demanding tests of testosterone levels.

Couple!

Michael Lington and Brian Culbertson. Smooth and/or light jazz musicians. Eliminated in first round of "Amazing Race 4" when Lington decked a Turkish cab driver for believing he made snide remark about couple's relationship.

Hal Holbrook. Award winning actor. Mark Twain impersonator. Recently moved to assisted living home in Lowell, Mass., after overheard telling a great grand child, "It's nobody's goddamn business who I have sex with!"

Bruno Gelber. Pianist. Argentinean. Musical director for Peaches.

Happy St. Valentine's Day from all our "Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians" couples--and one threesome!

Richard Marx. Singer. Songwriter. Overwrought balladeer. (Think Bryan Adams with better skin.) Long time trainer of University of Maryland women's lacrosse team. Go Terps!

a favor, if possible...

the following individual stole this blog and put it up on youtube as his own--and added crappy music. if you could let him know this is not a cool thing to do, it would be much appreciated. thank you. keith http://youtube.com/user/raphlo2 p.s. i asked him to take it down, and he blocked me from e-mailing him. i'm starting to question his ethics.

Carl Bernstein. Reporter. Author. Political analyst. Played by Dustin Hoffman in 1976's "All The President's Men," a role revived in 2006 failed musical vesion by John Goodman.

Jackson Browne. Singer/songwriter. Eagles enabler. Teaches Women's Lit. at Pasadena Community College and has self-published collection of poems, "My Two Vaginas."

Colin Hay. Muscian. Lead singer with popular `80s band "Men at Work." Drives airport shuttle bus in Melbourne.

Couple!!!

Corey Feldman and Corey Haim. Teen actors turn reality TV stars. Feldman is seeking a return to acting while Hiam is in the process of opening a Harley-Davidson repair shop catering to women near Bakersfield, California.

Rick Derringer. Guitarist. Singer/songwriter. Along with solo career, played with Winter brothers (Johnny, Edger and Jonathan), Steely Dan and Bette Midler. Hold's world record for number of times playing "Hang on Sloopy."

Peter Mayhew. Character actor. Former British citizen. Played an alien in "Star Wars" films. Or maybe it was "Star Trek" movies.

Little Richard. Singer. Songwriter. Piano player. Accurately claims to be architect of rock and roll. Ordained minister. Affable crazy person

Van Morrison. Irish singer. Songwriter. Has had hits going back to the 1960s. Them were the days...

John Daly (pictured here during workout). Golfer. Guard for Alabama Renegades of NWFA (National Women's Football Assn.).

Penn Jillette. Magician. Comic. Writer. Rumored to call himself a Libertarian because he thinks it makes him sound smarter. Has been with same partner for more than two decades.

Robbie Robertson. Musician. Songwriter. Canadian. Native American activist. Bob Dylan backup player. Member of The Band. "Oh, you don't know the shape I'm in."

Wim Wenders. Director. German. Along with movies, has directed videos for U2 and Peter Cetera. Began wearing pant suits long before it was fashionable, raising eyebrows in his native Düsseldorf.