men who look like old lesbians

Lim Kok Wing. Even after google-ing him, I have no idea who he is. None. (Although I do know he was recently divorced, so ladies...)

Bernie Ecclestone . Italian. Or British guy with an Italian name. Either way Ecclestone looks like one of the attendants at my cousin's...

Nicklas Tornlund. Swedish poet (Not another one! Yes, another one.) "Oh see that girl, watch that scene/Dig in the dancing queen."

Frankie Negron (aka the Hispanic Rachel Maddow ). Salsa singer.

As'ad Abu Kahil . Professor, writer, blogger and self-proclaimed former Marxist-Leninist. (photo/information courtesy of eHarmony )

Bud Adams. Finger- flippin ' owner of the Tennessee Titans whose team, for the most part, has been playing like a bunch of old lesbians...

Joe Perry and Steven Tyler. Like "The Office," an American knock off that falls way short of the original British version.