men who look like old lesbians

Claude Le Roy. Soccer coach (Oman national team) turned aging soccer mom who frequently points out that, unlike partner, has never missed a...

Robben Ford. Blues and jazz fusion guitarist (which I think means the songs are long). Claims to have given up sex in the late `70s for spi...

Kalan Porter. Canadian. Singer. "Okay, um. So I'm gonna move to LA, get a job PA-ing on `Ellen,' hand her my tape and see what ...

Mick Ralphs. Musician. Guitarist. One of the boys until, of course, Ralphs started looking like an old lesbian.

Ermete Realacci . Italian politician. Dead ringer for my babysitter in Uniondale , New York, Lucretia .

Chad Rogers. Real estate salesperson. Star of Bravo reality show. "I'm glad you like the show, but I'm pretty sure you mean Rac...

Michael Moore. Documentary film maker who strikes fear in the hearts of capitalist pigs (and, I'm guessing, all other pigs).