men who look like old lesbians

Boninho . Brazilian television director (Big Brother), and fast-pitch softball champion who struck out Barry Bonds, Albert Pujols and A-Rod...

David Copley. Newspaper owner (as of this writing) who some suggest has let himself go.

Reno Collier. Comic. Former West Virginia P.E. teacher whose act includes the observation that it's hard to be a man in this country.

Sen. Mitch McConnell. Kentucky's slightly less goofy Republican senator whose credentials on financial crisis include modeling his appe...

James Spader . Scenery-chewing (and more recently swallowing) actor. Fuck what the California Supreme Court says: It's a goddamn marriag...

Dean Grose . Former mayor of Los Alamitos , CA, who resigned after sending e-mail containing picture of White House with watermelons on fro...

B.J. Thomas. Singer best known for proclaiming indifference to bad weather. (Note: BJ . Dude. WTF ?)