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Bob Costas. Sports journalist who can turn an interview with any athlete, regardless of stature, into a story about himself--which reminds m...

Tim Winton. Australian novelist. Co-owner with life partner of Perth landscape business, "Land's Edging and Tree Pruning."

Al Pacino. Sometime scenery-chewing actor. Seen here leaving the Ojai office of his pet sitting service, "Doggy Dayz Afternoon (and m...

Danny Roberts. Australian soap opera star (as I am, coincidentally). Funding nascent all-women's Australian Rules Football League.

Jake Gyllenhaal . Actor. Crew for "Extreme Makeover" and " Wipeout " (according to IMDB ). On receiving end of restraini...

Derek Pringle . Cricket player turned cricket journalist. Reportedly inspiration for Terry Jones's female characters.

David Threlfall . English actor. Most recently seen in lesbian-looking role in the British comedy "Hot Fuzz." Refuses to undress i...