men who look like old lesbians

2010-03-23T15:51:00.000-07:00

Fess Parker. Actor famous for playing Davy Crockett and originating the role of Max in the Broadway production of Bent.

2010-03-23T15:45:00.000-07:00

Þórhallur Heimisson. Icelandic protestant priest with hard-to-spell check name.

2010-03-05T21:41:00.000-08:00

Jose Bonifacio Brasil de Oliveira. TV personality who works on Brazilian version of "Big Brother" which, oddly enough, is also hosted by Julie Chen.

Couple!

2010-03-05T19:18:00.000-08:00

Jeff Beck and Eric Clapton. Musicians, guitar gods (goddesses?) on the cover of magazine for seniors.

2010-02-28T15:06:00.000-08:00

Lim Kok Wing. Even after google-ing him, I have no idea who he is. None. (Although I do know he was recently divorced, so ladies...)

2010-01-19T16:35:00.000-08:00

Bernie Ecclestone. Italian. Or British guy with an Italian name. Either way Ecclestone looks like one of the attendants at my cousin's wedding to her long time partner.

2010-01-15T16:03:00.000-08:00

Nicklas Tornlund. Swedish poet (Not another one! Yes, another one.) "Oh see that girl, watch that scene/Dig in the dancing queen."

2009-12-22T23:22:00.000-08:00

Frankie Negron (aka the Hispanic Rachel Maddow). Salsa singer.

2009-12-22T23:18:00.000-08:00

As'ad Abu Kahil. Professor, writer, blogger and self-proclaimed former Marxist-Leninist. (photo/information courtesy of eHarmony)

2009-11-17T13:29:00.000-08:00

Bud Adams. Finger-flippin' owner of the Tennessee Titans whose team, for the most part, has been playing like a bunch of old lesbians.

Couples

2009-11-12T21:17:00.000-08:00

Joe Perry and Steven Tyler. Like "The Office," an American knock off that falls way short of the original British version.

2009-11-12T21:10:00.000-08:00

Ferreira Gullar. Brazilian intellect who has written plays, poems, essays and, to date, every episode of "Accidentally on Purpose."

2009-10-18T21:20:00.000-07:00

Claude Le Roy. Soccer coach (Oman national team) turned aging soccer mom who frequently points out that, unlike partner, has never missed a game.

2009-10-10T22:52:00.000-07:00

Robben Ford. Blues and jazz fusion guitarist (which I think means the songs are long). Claims to have given up sex in the late `70s for spiritual reasons and lack of a partner.

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2009-10-10T22:43:00.000-07:00

Kalan Porter. Canadian. Singer. "Okay, um. So I'm gonna move to LA, get a job PA-ing on `Ellen,' hand her my tape and see what happens from there."

2009-10-10T22:34:00.000-07:00

Mick Ralphs. Musician. Guitarist. One of the boys until, of course, Ralphs started looking like an old lesbian.

2009-10-01T12:45:00.000-07:00

Ermete Realacci. Italian politician. Dead ringer for my babysitter in Uniondale, New York, Lucretia.

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2009-09-26T16:32:00.000-07:00

Chad Rogers. Real estate salesperson. Star of Bravo reality show. "I'm glad you like the show, but I'm pretty sure you mean Rachel Maddow."

Encore!*

2009-09-17T11:22:00.001-07:00

Michael Moore. Documentary film maker who strikes fear in the hearts of capitalist pigs (and, I'm guessing, all other pigs).

2009-09-15T14:56:00.000-07:00

Biz Stone. Entrepreneur. Helped Americans realize their every thought was worth putting into something approaching words. Trainer, women’s lacrosse team at Unive

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2009-08-29T09:52:00.000-07:00

Spencer Breslin. Actor. "Sorry, Nancy. This is as femme as I get."

2009-08-28T23:03:00.000-07:00

Tim Lincecum. MLB pitcher. After John Hughes, the person submitted most often in the past few weeks--and not just from Dodger fans. Not sure I see it, but I'm easily cowered.

2009-08-28T22:14:00.000-07:00

Jørn Hurum. Norwegian paleontologist who reportedly recently split with long-time partner Kelli.

2009-08-19T11:06:00.000-07:00

John Hughes. Beloved filmmaker, gym teacher at Shermerville High.

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2009-08-19T10:58:00.000-07:00

Johann Hari. British writer and journalist whose work appears in (among other publications) The Huffington Post, the place to go if you want political insight from people in the entertainment industry.

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2009-08-17T11:48:00.000-07:00

Cameron Douglas. Failed pharmaceutical entrepreneur.

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2009-08-17T11:26:00.001-07:00

Tom Chaplin. British musician and singer with the somewhat mopey band Keane

2009-08-06T18:30:00.000-07:00

Novelist, two time Oscar-winning screenwriter ("On the Waterfront," "Maid in Manhattan.") Long time companion of Gertrude Stein. I'd say who it is but I don't want to name names.

2009-07-30T16:03:00.000-07:00

John Houdi. Swedish magician and comic. Scandinavia's second most successful entertainer behind Dane Cook.

Encore!

2009-07-30T13:08:00.000-07:00

Kim Jong-il. Smallish pant-suit wearing dictator whose country had nasty things to say about our average-sized, pant-suit wearing Secretary of State.

2009-07-20T15:10:00.000-07:00

Stieg Larsson. Left-leaning (figuratively and literally in this picture) Swedish author who as a child appeared on "The Sony and Cher Comedy Hour."

2009-07-20T15:02:00.000-07:00

Ron "Tater Salad" White. Comic, member of the Blue Collar Comedy group who doesn't have a moustache or sit com on TNT (or is it TBS?). BTW, women, you are different!

2009-07-13T12:36:00.000-07:00

Eric Tillman. General managers of the Canadian Football League's (and unfortunately named in this case) Saskatchewan Roughriders, who is on administrative leave after being charged with the very unfunny crime of sexual assault. Still, looks like an old lesbian.

2009-07-13T12:27:00.000-07:00

Aaron Sorkin. Playwright, screenwriter, television writer/producer. "Oh, honey, I hope you can handle this truth: Those highlights have to go--and BTW, look into some new frames!"

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2009-07-13T12:19:00.000-07:00

Marty Wolff (w/wife Amy). Former tubster and reality TV star who met wife on "The Biggest Loser" (there's a story for the grand kids). Personal trainer who claims to have once wrestled a bear claw.

2009-07-01T12:15:00.000-07:00

Former Minnesota Senator Norm Coleman. Monty Python's Black Knight of politics (I haven't lost yet!) who finally conceded to fellow man who looks like old lesbian, Al Franken.

2009-06-30T23:03:00.000-07:00

Ronald Takaki. Academic, historian and Buddhist nun, until forearming an Episcopalian priest in ecumenical basketball game and knocking her unconscious

2009-06-30T22:02:00.000-07:00

Anthony Browne. British writer and illustrator best known for book of whimsical poems, " Old Possum's Book of Practical Shoes."

2009-06-23T23:12:00.001-07:00

David Sylvian. British musician who subsidizes career pretending to be Wendie Malick at mall openings.

2009-06-17T08:02:00.000-07:00

John Henry. Steel-driving man turned financial trader. Owner of former lovable losers and current unbearable winners, the Boston Red Sox. Along with life partner, runs health clinic in Chelsea near Admiral's Hill.

2009-06-10T13:27:00.000-07:00

Ben Stiller. Simian-esque actor, director, mugger. Or maybe it's mugger, actor, director.

2009-06-09T14:36:00.001-07:00

Ralph Stanley. So called "father of bluegrass" (no kidding); helped Roosevelt capture San Juan Hill, then turn it into a softball field.

2009-06-08T22:18:00.000-07:00

Brent D. Benjamin. Chief Justice of West Virgina Supreme Court, where wrote majority opinion in Pickin' V. Grinnin.'

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2009-05-31T23:25:00.000-07:00

Ben Lee. Australian singer/songwriter best known for alternative fluff. Recently nominated by PETA as one of the world's sexiest vegetarians, along with John C. Riley and Dan Abrams.

2009-05-23T22:47:00.000-07:00

Nigel Lythgoe. Monty Python-esque named judge of second tier dance show and former choreographer given to homophobic remarks, presumably because being British and a former choreographer Lythgoe never met anyone gay.

2009-05-23T22:25:00.000-07:00

Richard Hammond. British TV personality nicknamed "Hamster" because, according to Wikipedia, of diminutive size (as opposed to having expandable cheeks lined with fur).

2009-05-20T22:29:00.000-07:00

Jeremy Irons. English actor. "Um, Jeremy, there might be people there with cameras."

2009-05-13T23:09:00.000-07:00

Kevin Bacon. Actor. Madoff and fashion victim seen here taking in a Laker game, wishing it was the Sparks.

Attention Australians!

2009-05-08T10:29:00.000-07:00

I get a number of submissions from Australia, for which I am very grateful. This had lead me to believe it might worthwhile to create a separate series of pages or blog of Australian men who look like old lesbians.

Should I bother? Are there more Australians who look like old lesbians I don't know about (I'm guessing yes)? If you feel like it, let me know. (By the way, I'm researching more about your fine country; all I know so far is 1) The movie "Australia" is supposed to suck 2) Every once in awhile, Hugh Jackman is on TV here explaining he's not gay)

2009-05-08T09:48:00.000-07:00

Rowland Howard. Australian musician. A regular at Melbourne's Glasshouse. "Stop by and say, `hi!'"

2009-05-08T09:44:00.000-07:00

Dermott Brereton. Australian football player and former star of the Hawthorn Hawks. "No, really, this is my hair naturally. I don't do anything to it. Honest."

2009-04-29T16:51:00.000-07:00

Milorad Blagojevich (Rod). Dignity-defying former governor of Illinois. Seen here relaxing poolside at the Highlands Inn.

2009-04-21T22:44:00.000-07:00

Bert Newton. A "multiple Gold Logie winner" (according to Wikiepedia) who claims to have stopped wearing a bra in middle school.

2009-04-21T22:30:00.000-07:00

Phil Lesh. Musician. I wash it, towel dry it and I'm set for the day. Maybe two days!

2009-04-10T15:52:00.000-07:00

Bruce Mendenhall. Trucker. Suspected serial killer.

2009-04-01T22:33:00.000-07:00

Tom Fuller. Musician. Animal lover. Extra in Christopher Guest movies.

2009-03-25T22:49:00.000-07:00

Boninho. Brazilian television director (Big Brother), and fast-pitch softball champion who struck out Barry Bonds, Albert Pujols and A-Rod in an exhibition game.

2009-03-19T10:37:00.000-07:00

David Copley. Newspaper owner (as of this writing) who some suggest has let himself go.

2009-03-17T21:28:00.000-07:00

Reno Collier. Comic. Former West Virginia P.E. teacher whose act includes the observation that it's hard to be a man in this country.

2009-03-15T18:11:00.000-07:00

Sen. Mitch McConnell. Kentucky's slightly less goofy Republican senator whose credentials on financial crisis include modeling his appearance on actress who played asst. to bank president on "Beverly Hillbillies."

2009-03-09T16:43:00.000-07:00

James Spader. Scenery-chewing (and more recently swallowing) actor. Fuck what the California Supreme Court says: It's a goddamn marriage!

2009-02-27T21:40:00.000-08:00

Dean Grose. Former mayor of Los Alamitos, CA, who resigned after sending e-mail containing picture of White House with watermelons on front lawn. Says it was a mistake, but some Mexicans put him up to it.

2009-02-27T21:38:00.000-08:00

B.J. Thomas. Singer best known for proclaiming indifference to bad weather. (Note: BJ. Dude. WTF?)

2009-02-27T21:35:00.000-08:00

Steven Page. Musician. Former Barenaked Lady. Runs Ontario day care center for transgendered toddlers.

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2009-02-18T15:23:00.000-08:00

Mark Zuckerberg. Entrepreneur. Founded Facebook during painful sophomore year at Miss Porter's. List more than 7400 friends, but has yet to spend the night with any of them.

2009-02-12T14:57:00.000-08:00

Eric Carmen. Bombastic (in a good way) singer songwriter, first with Raspberries than as solo artist who has had troubles with the both alcohol and highlighters.

2009-02-12T14:53:00.001-08:00

Milton Nascimento. Brazilian singer, songwriter and guitarist. Discovered while playing on the streets and in coffee houses in Cambridge, Mass.

Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians on "Talkshow with Spike Feresten," tonight, Saturday, 2/7/09, on Fox!

2009-02-07T12:03:00.000-08:00

11:00, 10:00 central! See Penn, Dana Carvey, Spike and others sing a song about looking like an old lesbian! Tell your friends! Tivo it. Tell your friends to tivo it!
Thank you.
Keith
P.S. It's a very funny show, and I'm not saying that because I work there because I don't.

2009-02-07T11:41:00.000-08:00

Leigh Foxx. Musician. Bass player (Blondie). Chief mechanic, Adak Airport, Aleutian Islands, Alaska.

2009-01-31T10:59:00.000-08:00

Jack Nitzsche. Musician. Composer. Arranger. Academy Award winner and slightly less crazy, less murderous version of his sometimes collaborator and fellow Man Who Looks Like an Old Lesbian, Phil Spector.

2009-01-29T22:37:00.000-08:00

Matt Damon. Actor. Guess who made the women's rowing team at BU? Come on, guess!!!(Go Terriers!)

2009-01-29T22:17:00.000-08:00

Owen Wilson. Sad actor.

Encore!

2009-01-23T22:59:00.000-08:00

Gunnar Nelson. Musician. Executive at Logo behind the hit, "Lesbian Wedding Day," which follows couples as they prepare for their big day, from selecting pants suits at Talbots to registering at a pro shop.

2009-01-15T22:20:00.000-08:00

Benny Mardones. Singer/songwriter who had hit with "Into the Night," a celebration of seemingly creepy attraction ("She's just sixteen years old leave her alone, they say."). "Okay, dahling, you took my picture and had some fun. Move along now."

2009-01-13T11:31:00.000-08:00

Same person as the one below. I couldn't decide which photo to post so in a panic, I put up both.

2009-01-13T11:23:00.000-08:00

Billy Joe Royal. Pop/country singer who had big hit in 1965 with "Down in the Boondocks." Once shot TV when Anne Murray performed on "Hee Haw," saying "that should have been me!"

2009-01-06T21:59:00.000-08:00

Steven Pinker. Psychology professor and author of dozens of books on how the mind works and how much is too much conditioner.

2009-01-06T21:47:00.000-08:00

Bob Kerrey. Former governor and senator. Navy SEAL (briefly married to Heidi Klum). President and professor at The New School, where Kerrey teaches a course entitled: "Lesbian contributions to the Industrial Revolution."

2009-01-03T18:41:00.000-08:00

Brett Dennen. Musician who also bears unfortunate youthful resemblance to steroid using former fake bass player in TV band. Came out last year to family who, in anticipation, had spent months practicing acting surprised.

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2008-12-28T13:28:00.000-08:00

W. Donnie Brown. Professional Wedding Planner (no, really). Pulling guard in and treasurer of International Women’s Flag Football.

2008-12-20T12:20:00.000-08:00

Ned Block. Philosopher (left, pictured with somewhat lesbian-ish looking fellow philosopher, Bob Stalnaker). Currently working on The Cognitive Neurosciences IV, staring Bruce Willis.

2008-12-19T23:21:00.000-08:00

Allan Jones. British rock journalist. Editor of Uncut magazine, which recently had cover story on Led Zeppelin. Or maybe it was Pink Floyd. Or the Beatles. Bob Dylan. Freddie and the Dreamers.... some guys from the `60s. (Music reviews are actually pretty good.) Writes column called, "Stop me if you've heard this one before," but sadly no one does.

t-shirt

2008-12-18T21:53:00.000-08:00

A number of people have written to say they may indeed consider buying a t-shirt if I would be so kind as to show a picture of it and let them know how much it cost (although the e-mails usually called me an idiot or similar for not having one up, which I can't really argue against). Here's a picture. The price: $15 or 2 for $25. Shipping included unless you live far away.* Then I split the shipping.

T-shirts sale! Guaranteed* in time for Christmas!

2008-12-18T15:03:00.000-08:00

Only 5,000 left! If the people who invested with Bernard Madoff had used their money to buy "Men Who Look Like Old Lesbian" t-shirts, they'd only be out, what, $10, $15. Plus they'd have cool t-shirts! It's a wise investment! I saw one on ebay going for $100! (note: the last sentence is not true) So please, buy a t-shirt. It helps support the blog. (note: that last sentence can't be true either. it doesn't cost anything.) Yeah, but it takes a lot of time, which I enjoy. Okay, I'm getting off point here. Please buy a shirt because I have a bunch and I paid for them and... well, you know. Anyhow, please do not view this a desperate attempt to sell t-shirts. I like to think of it as pathetic one. Thank you. Happy Holidays. Buy a t-shirt. You'll feel better about yourself, and isn't that what this time of year is all about?

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2008-12-18T14:45:00.000-08:00

Lim Kyeong-jin. Sports announcer. Recently voted funniest sometimes-lesbian comic of Korean ancestry, a half-dozen votes ahead of Margret Cho.

Historical edition

2008-12-16T23:03:00.000-08:00

John Locke. English. Trained as a physician, left practice to concentrate on philosophy, mistakenly thinking there would be more money in it. Rigorous intellect is said to have greatly influenced the Founding Fathers and Carlos Mencia.

2008-12-16T22:49:00.000-08:00

John Darnielle. Musician (Mountain Goats). Indie-god. NPR heart-throb. Funny lyricist. Three sure things in life: Death, taxes and a Prius in Darnielle's driveway.

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2008-12-15T15:42:00.000-08:00

Shaun Donovan. Nominee for Director of Housing and Urban Development (HUD). Stated goal is to expand access to affordable housing and sensible footwear.

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2008-12-10T17:02:00.001-08:00

Alan Carr. British comic, talk show host who thankfully doesn't talk on and on about personal sex addiction.

Facial hair edition

2008-12-08T15:50:00.000-08:00

Kenny Rogers. Musician. In the top five (maybe higher) of submitted people for MWLLOL blog. When it comes to botox,* doesn't appear to know when to fold `em.

2008-12-06T22:37:00.000-08:00

Albert Lee. Musician. British guitar legend. Starts every coming out story with same words: "I know you don't know this about me but I'm..."

2008-12-06T13:58:00.000-08:00

Alvin Lee. Musician. Chipmunk. Speedy guitarist who would love to change the world but seems uncertain what to do. Headmistress in native Nottingham.

2008-12-06T13:55:00.000-08:00

William Ayers. Educator. Former radical. Failed Republican straw man. Passing acquaintance of president elect. Nauseatingly self-righteous for even a baby boomer, in 1974 Ayers was kicked out of lesbian commune in Vermont for never shutting the fuck up.

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2008-12-03T10:15:00.000-08:00

Nick Scott (left). DJ at Electric 102.7, Charleston, W.V. Pictured here with fellow DJ Libby Jo (I think), giving a shout out from a sofa.

2008-11-28T22:41:00.000-08:00

Rolly Teranishi. Musican. Actor. Person I never heard of until a bunch of people sent me his picture, writing, hey this dude looks like a lesbian.

2008-11-28T22:33:00.000-08:00

Mitch Mitchell. Musician. Innovative elf-ish drummer who made up one quarter of legendary rock trio, the Jimi Hendrix Experience. Spent last two decades teaching percussion in Ireland, living with a former Sister of Mercy.

2008-11-18T12:04:00.000-08:00

Frank Sutton. Actor. Best known as Marine sergeant opposite Jim Nabors in insightful sitcom about pre-"don't ask, don't tell" military, "Gomer Pyle." Co-owner of "Lockher Room," popular lesbian bar in Norfolk until passing in mid-1970s.

2008-11-18T11:41:00.000-08:00

Malcolm Gladwell. Author. Seen here without trademark Sideshow Bob/Janis Ian (circa 1970s) hair. Tipping point for making the list? The glasses.

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2008-11-14T21:55:00.000-08:00

Shepard Smith. On air personality with odd gift of making Graham Norton look butch. Bowdoin College, `89. Go Polar Bears!

2008-11-12T13:13:00.000-08:00

Jason Hervey. Actor. Co-star of "The Wonder Years." Recently moved to Ojai, California, where is on-air personality for call-in show focusing on the concerns of the rural LGBT community.