Tuesday, October 14, 2008



Sumner Redstone. Former movie theater owner (back when they had piano players) with unlikely Gatsby-esque name. Maiden great aunt who's always two brandies away from blurting out, "I fucked Eleanor Roosevelt."

7 comments:

Zen Wizard said...

I will never forget the simple joy of a cold sarsasparilla during the intermission of D.W. Griffith's Intolerance at his flagship theater.

Anonymous said...

haha. looks like lesbian?

Anonymous said...

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Monty Park said...

I always thought he looked like my aunt Bernice!

foolery said...

I have to assume those are cheek implants.

"Sumner Redstone" is the ultimate well-heeled white guy name.

Megan said...

oh man, too much.

Anonymous said...

Yes it's a weird-ass name. He was born Murray Rothstein. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sumner_Redstone